1 00:00:01,156 --> 00:00:02,366 Oh, my God! 2 00:00:02,699 --> 00:00:03,867 Hi, Higgins. 3 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:07,371 You have received some stolen goods from James Bonig. 4 00:00:07,579 --> 00:00:09,206 I don't know what you're talking about. 5 00:00:10,916 --> 00:00:12,251 I'm gonna kill him. 6 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:16,130 - Will you stop that? - Hai. 7 00:00:16,338 --> 00:00:18,632 Ice Pick, I told you, Thomas will get your cash back. 8 00:00:18,732 --> 00:00:19,650 I don't have the money. 9 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,177 I gotta break both your legs. 10 00:00:24,930 --> 00:00:25,889 Get him, Mac! 11 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:27,433 Right. 12 00:00:27,808 --> 00:00:28,725 Mac! 13 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:47,554 Just a little lower. 14 00:01:48,013 --> 00:01:49,723 Yeah. 15 00:01:52,184 --> 00:01:54,436 You girls are terrific, you know that? 16 00:01:55,896 --> 00:01:58,023 Say, did you ever see the Statue of Liberty 17 00:01:58,106 --> 00:02:00,901 or the Washington Monument or the... 18 00:02:01,109 --> 00:02:04,655 Or the overripe American about to burst? 19 00:02:06,532 --> 00:02:07,783 Kanki. 20 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:10,953 How the hell are you, buddy? 21 00:02:11,078 --> 00:02:14,456 Betrayed, hurt, possibly foolish. 22 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:16,041 You tell me, James. 23 00:02:16,311 --> 00:02:19,795 You know, I really wasn't sure myself whether or not those diamonds were real. 24 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:21,630 I mean, I'll tell you what. 25 00:02:21,797 --> 00:02:23,549 You're like a dad to me. 26 00:02:24,049 --> 00:02:26,718 Why don't you let me make it up to you? Okay? 27 00:02:27,469 --> 00:02:28,929 Not okay. 28 00:02:29,179 --> 00:02:32,599 You have offended my affection for you and my intelligence. 29 00:02:32,824 --> 00:02:34,867 Come on, it was just a slight misjudgment. 30 00:02:34,935 --> 00:02:36,478 How was I supposed to know those diamonds... 31 00:02:36,562 --> 00:02:37,688 Silence. 32 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:40,274 The more you talk, the more I grow angry. 33 00:02:40,482 --> 00:02:42,901 No man has ever done such a thing to me and lived. 34 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:44,861 But you mean a lot to me, James. 35 00:02:44,987 --> 00:02:47,489 Shoot, you know how I feel about you, Kanki. 36 00:02:47,864 --> 00:02:51,493 Say, why don't we just forget this whole silly thing ever happened 37 00:02:51,577 --> 00:02:54,454 and have a cup of sake and a good laugh? 38 00:02:54,663 --> 00:02:57,874 After I cut off your finger. It is a great honor. 39 00:02:58,709 --> 00:03:01,628 I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it, really. 40 00:03:01,837 --> 00:03:03,422 I will return in one hour. 41 00:03:03,505 --> 00:03:05,048 In the meantime, 42 00:03:05,632 --> 00:03:07,259 enjoy yourself 43 00:03:07,427 --> 00:03:09,511 and think about what it means to betray one 44 00:03:09,553 --> 00:03:11,096 who once thought of you as a son. 45 00:03:22,357 --> 00:03:23,734 Sakiko, guess what? 46 00:03:23,817 --> 00:03:25,068 What, Bonig-san? 47 00:03:25,193 --> 00:03:27,863 I don't know how to exactly tell you this, but... 48 00:03:29,906 --> 00:03:30,907 Well, 49 00:03:31,325 --> 00:03:33,744 instead of money for those diamonds I sold Kanki, 50 00:03:33,827 --> 00:03:35,370 he wants to give me you girls instead. 51 00:03:35,454 --> 00:03:36,747 Isn't that something? 52 00:03:36,913 --> 00:03:39,541 You mean, you are our new master? 53 00:03:39,791 --> 00:03:41,376 Yeah, you got it. 54 00:03:50,135 --> 00:03:53,305 Say, there wouldn't happen to be another door out of here, would there? 55 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:56,266 Good. 56 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:34,346 A few vital statistics that explain why paradise is called paradise. 57 00:04:34,721 --> 00:04:37,766 There are 326 days of sunshine each year, 58 00:04:37,849 --> 00:04:40,435 an annual average temperature of 86 degrees, 59 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,605 billions and billions of gallons of blue Pacific 60 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:46,733 and one Orville "Rick" Wright, 61 00:04:46,858 --> 00:04:48,652 who will bet on anything. 62 00:04:48,777 --> 00:04:50,028 Hi, Rick. 63 00:04:50,065 --> 00:04:51,863 Don't "Hi, Rick" me, Thomas. 64 00:04:51,938 --> 00:04:53,606 Just get on the boat and enjoy the day. 65 00:04:53,699 --> 00:04:56,493 And remember, anybody asks you, you're a charter member of the club 66 00:04:56,618 --> 00:04:58,495 and your last name is Wong. 67 00:04:58,578 --> 00:05:00,455 - Wong? - Right. 68 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:01,998 Come on, Rick. 69 00:05:02,082 --> 00:05:04,000 You're not still mad at me, are you? 70 00:05:04,085 --> 00:05:06,920 I mean, a bet's a bet. You've got to be gracious about these things. 71 00:05:06,962 --> 00:05:09,455 Gracious? A 10-point spread on a soccer game? 72 00:05:09,691 --> 00:05:12,092 Well, serves me right for betting on a dumb sport 73 00:05:12,175 --> 00:05:15,345 where I can't pronounce the names and they play with their feet. 74 00:05:15,554 --> 00:05:18,140 I hope you don't catch nothing. 75 00:05:19,141 --> 00:05:20,350 Hi, guys. 76 00:05:20,434 --> 00:05:21,643 Hi, Mr. Wong. 77 00:05:21,727 --> 00:05:23,854 Could you hand me down my tackle and my cooler, please? 78 00:05:23,937 --> 00:05:25,397 A bet's a bet. 79 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:38,034 Mac. 80 00:05:38,744 --> 00:05:39,953 Mac. 81 00:05:40,704 --> 00:05:41,997 Mac! 82 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,009 I'll be right back! 83 00:05:58,764 --> 00:06:01,224 You're history. You're dead meat! 84 00:06:01,308 --> 00:06:02,768 Leave master alone. 85 00:06:02,843 --> 00:06:04,219 Come on, Rick, stop it. 86 00:06:04,352 --> 00:06:06,062 - Get away, leave him alone! - Let me... 87 00:06:06,146 --> 00:06:07,522 Stop it. 88 00:06:10,317 --> 00:06:12,986 Rick, what a coincidence. I haven't seen you in... 89 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:14,362 Five weeks. 90 00:06:14,446 --> 00:06:17,532 Yeah, I guess that's what they mean by absence making the heart grow fonder. 91 00:06:17,741 --> 00:06:18,909 Fonder? 92 00:06:18,992 --> 00:06:20,410 Come on, stop it! 93 00:06:20,494 --> 00:06:21,745 Let me go, I'm gonna kill him. 94 00:06:21,953 --> 00:06:23,121 Stop it! 95 00:06:25,207 --> 00:06:27,125 You're not still mad about that little... 96 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:28,910 Congratulations. 97 00:06:29,002 --> 00:06:30,504 You just won dinner for two 98 00:06:30,545 --> 00:06:33,173 at Honolulu's famed King Kamehameha Club, 99 00:06:33,256 --> 00:06:36,551 courtesy of Rick Wright. No, I'm not mad. 100 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:38,386 Why should I be mad? 101 00:06:38,845 --> 00:06:39,846 Cut it out. 102 00:06:42,349 --> 00:06:44,476 - Will you stop that? - Hai. 103 00:06:44,643 --> 00:06:45,936 Look, I can explain the whole thing. 104 00:06:46,019 --> 00:06:48,647 Mac, come on. The raffle winners identified your picture. 105 00:06:48,772 --> 00:06:51,233 They said you called yourself Floyd, Orville's brother. 106 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:52,818 Yeah. 107 00:06:52,901 --> 00:06:55,612 But are you gonna be happy when I tell you the whole thing. Now, look... 108 00:06:55,654 --> 00:06:58,865 Happy? Happy? A hundred tickets? Two hundred dinners? 109 00:06:58,949 --> 00:07:00,742 Yeah. I kept the concept small. 110 00:07:00,826 --> 00:07:02,619 Look, I know how exclusive that club is. 111 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:06,498 Very exclusive, and very scared of bad PR. 112 00:07:06,581 --> 00:07:09,626 I mean, Higgins and the board not only made Rick honor the tickets, 113 00:07:09,709 --> 00:07:11,211 they made him pick up the tab. 114 00:07:11,419 --> 00:07:12,629 Three grand. 115 00:07:12,712 --> 00:07:14,339 Gee, that's great! 116 00:07:14,422 --> 00:07:16,216 Great, huh? Great? 117 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:19,469 Yeah, 'cause I happen to have sold six grand worth of raffle tickets. 118 00:07:19,553 --> 00:07:21,847 All of which you can write off on your taxes, by the way. 119 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:24,099 Now, how's that for doubling your money? 120 00:07:24,307 --> 00:07:27,477 And the profits from the dinner winner contest 121 00:07:29,271 --> 00:07:33,483 went to buy some grateful shut-ins in Long Beach a color television set. 122 00:07:34,484 --> 00:07:36,069 A 13-inch? 123 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,905 Six grand for a 13-inch color television set? 124 00:07:39,406 --> 00:07:40,949 With a remote control. 125 00:07:41,616 --> 00:07:44,286 Okay, okay, I had some administrative and travel expenses, 126 00:07:44,369 --> 00:07:45,662 but I can come up with the receipts. 127 00:07:45,745 --> 00:07:47,122 You just come up with my money. 128 00:07:47,706 --> 00:07:50,000 I can't believe you take that attitude, Rick. Okay, fine. 129 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:52,294 Hey, listen, I'll gladly take the deduction 130 00:07:52,377 --> 00:07:55,213 and I'll give you back your measly three grand in five days. 131 00:07:55,338 --> 00:07:56,631 Mac. 132 00:07:56,798 --> 00:07:58,508 Now look, just listen to me for a minute, okay? 133 00:07:58,592 --> 00:08:00,844 I'm down here today to set sail for Maui, 134 00:08:00,927 --> 00:08:03,430 where I'm going to sell that. 135 00:08:06,892 --> 00:08:10,061 Then I'm gonna fly to Frisco, where I'm gonna buy a Japanese restaurant 136 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:13,064 for Sakiko and her sisters. 137 00:08:13,148 --> 00:08:16,234 And I guarantee you there'll be at least three grand change from that. 138 00:08:16,484 --> 00:08:17,861 - That boat? - Yep. 139 00:08:18,111 --> 00:08:19,905 - Those girls? - Yep. 140 00:08:20,363 --> 00:08:23,617 Nope. I'm not gonna stay here and listen to this. 141 00:08:23,949 --> 00:08:26,995 Because none of it's gonna be true. And all that can happen is trouble. 142 00:08:27,078 --> 00:08:28,747 No. I'm leaving. 143 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:31,625 I'm going around that corner and I'm going to spend the day fishing, 144 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:35,545 even if I do have to answer to Wong. I don't care. Bye. 145 00:08:36,922 --> 00:08:38,131 Wait! 146 00:08:39,174 --> 00:08:40,258 Wait! 147 00:08:40,342 --> 00:08:41,509 Bye, Mr. Wong. 148 00:08:41,635 --> 00:08:43,219 Wait, guys! 149 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,603 What a tragedy. You know, Leeann really loved me. 150 00:08:51,728 --> 00:08:53,521 Maybe too much. 151 00:08:53,789 --> 00:08:56,191 Anyway, for the two years the relationship lasted, 152 00:08:56,232 --> 00:08:57,943 it was a beautiful one. 153 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,738 You know, she had oil wells in her back yard, literally. 154 00:09:01,863 --> 00:09:04,908 She bought me a Porsche, she bought me a beach house, 155 00:09:04,991 --> 00:09:06,451 this boat. 156 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:08,036 And I blew it. 157 00:09:09,537 --> 00:09:11,498 How could you blow it? 158 00:09:11,665 --> 00:09:13,833 Well, Leanne found me 159 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:17,003 in a compromising situation with another lady. 160 00:09:17,462 --> 00:09:18,922 Couldn't you explain? 161 00:09:19,714 --> 00:09:23,009 Well, of course I did. It was perfectly innocent, really. 162 00:09:23,134 --> 00:09:26,638 I was merely demonstrating a little-known technique for curing the hiccups, 163 00:09:26,888 --> 00:09:29,182 and Leeann understood that and everything was fine 164 00:09:29,265 --> 00:09:32,394 until she caught me demonstrating that same technique 165 00:09:32,477 --> 00:09:35,772 with a blonde in the beach house and a brunette in the Porsche. 166 00:09:36,022 --> 00:09:38,316 Yeah, and these three on the boat. 167 00:09:39,609 --> 00:09:42,529 No, no, no. These girls are my crew. 168 00:09:44,072 --> 00:09:46,783 Anyway, Leeann gave me the yacht for old times' sake, 169 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:49,828 but cash wins out over sentiment. 170 00:09:49,921 --> 00:09:53,081 So tomorrow I leave Maui with 115 in cash 171 00:09:53,164 --> 00:09:54,874 and pay you your three grand back. 172 00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:56,418 Wait a minute. 173 00:09:57,419 --> 00:09:59,129 You gotta be kidding. 174 00:10:01,673 --> 00:10:03,174 Mac, 175 00:10:05,468 --> 00:10:07,429 this is worth twice that much. 176 00:10:07,512 --> 00:10:10,557 Not to me. I don't like boats. I'd rather have a restaurant. 177 00:10:13,435 --> 00:10:16,980 Mac, you don't have to give it away. 178 00:10:17,024 --> 00:10:19,274 I mean, with a setup like this, you can go into business 179 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,192 and make twice as much as a Japanese restaurant. 180 00:10:21,276 --> 00:10:22,861 What kind of a business? 181 00:10:23,987 --> 00:10:25,238 Well, 182 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:26,865 I guess it's a dumb idea. 183 00:10:26,948 --> 00:10:28,324 You mean, like a charter boat? 184 00:10:28,408 --> 00:10:31,036 You mean rent it out to fishermen, like the King Kamehameha II? 185 00:10:32,662 --> 00:10:35,373 Rick, you're dreaming. This tug's way out of your league. 186 00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:37,250 I mean, unreal upkeep. 187 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,335 You got maintenance, you got supplies, 188 00:10:39,419 --> 00:10:41,463 docking fees, these girls' salaries. 189 00:10:42,922 --> 00:10:44,466 The girls get big money? 190 00:10:44,549 --> 00:10:46,801 Well, relatively speaking, they work pretty cheap, 191 00:10:46,926 --> 00:10:50,513 but see, Leeann signed them to an ironclad one-year contract, 192 00:10:50,638 --> 00:10:52,682 and whoever buys the boat has to honor it. 193 00:10:54,684 --> 00:10:56,478 I'll take them. I mean, it. 194 00:10:56,561 --> 00:10:59,022 $150,000, 20 down. 195 00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:02,233 Rick, I'm not making offers here. The boat's sold. 196 00:11:02,317 --> 00:11:04,277 Hey, the deal isn't sewed up yet. 197 00:11:04,569 --> 00:11:06,654 You still owe me three grand, remember. 198 00:11:06,738 --> 00:11:09,866 Well, then, give me 147 cash and it's yours. 199 00:11:11,242 --> 00:11:12,619 Thank you, sweetheart. 200 00:11:12,744 --> 00:11:14,162 Look. 201 00:11:14,245 --> 00:11:17,582 Rick, I really appreciate what you're trying to do, but it just won't work. 202 00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:22,337 I mean, you and me, well, we're just not the right types for this kind of life. 203 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,881 - You know what I mean? - Why not? 204 00:11:25,090 --> 00:11:26,591 Well, let me put it to you this way. 205 00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:29,094 On the one hand, you have the kind of business mind 206 00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:31,930 that sees an opportunity and takes the big risk. 207 00:11:32,013 --> 00:11:36,434 But he has that knack for seeing his destiny on the horizon, 208 00:11:36,518 --> 00:11:38,061 setting his course, 209 00:11:38,144 --> 00:11:40,563 never ever falling asleep at the helm. 210 00:11:40,772 --> 00:11:42,690 You and me, we just like to sleep too much. 211 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,651 No. 212 00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:46,319 I'm... 213 00:11:49,155 --> 00:11:51,366 I am that kind of guy. 214 00:11:52,408 --> 00:11:54,661 I just never had the chance to prove it. 215 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,498 Okay. 216 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:01,042 Okay, Rick. Okay. 217 00:12:02,627 --> 00:12:04,838 Now, I'm going to need 30 grand down on this restaurant. 218 00:12:04,921 --> 00:12:06,965 Can you come up with 30 and $1,500 a month? 219 00:12:07,215 --> 00:12:08,508 I'll talk to the bank, Monday. 220 00:12:08,591 --> 00:12:09,926 Monday. See, Monday. 221 00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:14,081 Monday. See, you lose your financing and I lose the Maui deal and the boat. 222 00:12:14,556 --> 00:12:16,182 No, why don't we just forget it. 223 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:17,684 I can see you're just way over your head. 224 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:20,645 No. I'll have the money tomorrow. 225 00:12:20,728 --> 00:12:22,647 I just have to talk to a couple of investors. 226 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:25,316 Investors? Magnum's not going to put any money in this boat. 227 00:12:25,358 --> 00:12:26,860 Not after the way he walked off. 228 00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:29,279 I'm not talking about Thomas. 229 00:12:30,113 --> 00:12:31,573 Well, who then? 230 00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,494 Why me? 231 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,834 And more to the point, why you? 232 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:45,003 You don't even like water. 233 00:12:45,086 --> 00:12:46,337 I like money. 234 00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:48,089 Everybody does. 235 00:12:48,173 --> 00:12:50,175 It's more to it than that, Ice Pick. 236 00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:52,969 It's like I'm seizing my opportunity. 237 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,805 It's like taking the big risk. 238 00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:59,851 You know, it's like I see my destiny on the horizon. 239 00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:02,645 And I never, never want to fall asleep at the helm. 240 00:13:02,729 --> 00:13:06,691 Norman Vincent Peale? Oh, Dale Carnegie? 241 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,067 I don't know those guys. 242 00:13:08,151 --> 00:13:09,777 I want to go into business with you. 243 00:13:09,861 --> 00:13:12,071 Twenty grand. I'll give you a quarter interest. 244 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,198 Not me. 245 00:13:13,865 --> 00:13:14,991 A third? 246 00:13:15,074 --> 00:13:16,618 No investment. 247 00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:21,164 But I'll make you a straight simple interest loan. 248 00:13:21,414 --> 00:13:24,751 $20,000 at 25%. 249 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:26,961 Okay. 250 00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:29,422 First payment, next Friday. 251 00:13:29,631 --> 00:13:32,050 And you got to start dating my daughter Hilda again. 252 00:13:34,677 --> 00:13:35,970 Anything. 253 00:13:38,723 --> 00:13:40,266 Ricky. 254 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:45,688 You know, I love you like a son. 255 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:48,858 I'd hate to have to punish you. 256 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,252 Ice Pick. 257 00:14:07,669 --> 00:14:11,381 Ice Pick? You let yourself get in hock to Ice Pick? 258 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:15,176 T.C., can't you see that I'm busy trying to open for business? 259 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,971 Business? What business? There's no one here. 260 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,347 Well, there will be. 261 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:20,974 Mac and I closed the deal late last night, 262 00:14:21,224 --> 00:14:22,767 and I just got here. 263 00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:25,311 And you know, it's too bad that you didn't have the foresight 264 00:14:25,353 --> 00:14:26,646 to get in on the action. 265 00:14:26,813 --> 00:14:28,940 Well, I guess that's the story of my life. 266 00:14:29,023 --> 00:14:31,150 Not enough foresight. 267 00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:32,443 Go ahead, make fun. 268 00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:35,530 But when the word gets out, I'm gonna be fighting them off. 269 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,240 Well, looks like word got out. 270 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,785 Oh. 271 00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:42,829 Girls. 272 00:14:42,954 --> 00:14:45,957 Girls, pop open a bottle of champagne. Our first customers are here. 273 00:14:50,787 --> 00:14:52,080 Yes, sir, can I help you? 274 00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:53,439 This the Miss Leeann? 275 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,842 You are now looking at The Wright Stuff. 276 00:14:55,925 --> 00:14:57,343 Rick Wright. I'm the owner. 277 00:14:58,177 --> 00:14:59,595 Uh-huh. 278 00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:03,808 You didn't happen to buy this boat from a Jim Bonig? 279 00:15:03,891 --> 00:15:05,768 Uh-huh. Why? 280 00:15:06,894 --> 00:15:08,604 I've got a bill of sale. 281 00:15:08,813 --> 00:15:11,149 No, you've got a problem. 282 00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:14,027 You were had, captain. 283 00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:17,905 Homer Knowlton, U.S. Marshals Office. 284 00:15:18,031 --> 00:15:20,325 The Miss Leeann is now impounded. 285 00:15:20,575 --> 00:15:23,161 She belongs to the South Seas Travel Service, out of Long Beach. 286 00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:26,831 Bonig rented her for 12 hours. Forgot to bring her back. 287 00:15:27,332 --> 00:15:28,666 Everybody off the boat. 288 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:29,917 Wait a minute. 289 00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,210 I'm sorry. 290 00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:33,713 Now, girls. 291 00:15:55,849 --> 00:15:58,905 Returning once again to the attributes of paradise, 292 00:15:58,988 --> 00:16:01,032 namely, it never goes away. 293 00:16:01,115 --> 00:16:02,784 There's always another shot. 294 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:05,620 Another shot at that perfect day. 295 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:12,903 Another shot at my deep sea fishing trip, 296 00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:15,338 and this time I wasn't going to let Rick 297 00:16:15,421 --> 00:16:18,341 or any of his petty little problems stop me. 298 00:16:20,676 --> 00:16:23,179 It's not that bad, Rick. It's not worth it. 299 00:16:37,902 --> 00:16:41,197 Thomas, am I glad you're here. Rick just tried to end it all. 300 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,116 No, I didn't. I slipped. 301 00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:45,410 Great. I'm going fishing. 302 00:16:45,701 --> 00:16:48,079 No, I'm not kidding, man. He's in serious trouble. 303 00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:49,622 Sorry, I warned him. 304 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,874 Hey, man, I'm talking about trouble with a capital "T" 305 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,543 and that stands for Ice Pick. 306 00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,086 I thought they were close. 307 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:57,505 They were, until Rick lost 20 grand of his 308 00:16:57,588 --> 00:16:59,590 and 10 grand of his own to Mac. 309 00:16:59,674 --> 00:17:02,635 Mac? Now, how did... I don't want to know. 310 00:17:02,718 --> 00:17:04,512 I just want my day on the boat. 311 00:17:05,263 --> 00:17:07,723 No, man, I am serious. 312 00:17:07,807 --> 00:17:11,853 Mac left for San Francisco with the bread and left Rick here for shark bait. 313 00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:14,397 Now, how do you know Mac went to San Francisco? 314 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,400 Because I drove him to the airport. 315 00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:20,611 Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb! 316 00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:21,904 No! No! 317 00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:23,448 Dumb! 318 00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:31,539 Wait a second. 319 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,082 Wait a second. 320 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:36,377 You want me to go to San Francisco and get Mac back. 321 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,172 Well, actually, he has a little more at stake than I do. 322 00:17:39,297 --> 00:17:40,590 I mean, I didn't make any 323 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,175 - dumb investments. - Dumb investments? 324 00:17:43,009 --> 00:17:46,554 Please, Thomas. I'm a dead person. 325 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,184 Rick, if you're so busted, how am I gonna get there? 326 00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,477 I don't have the money. 327 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,773 Okay, I'll spring for airfare. 328 00:17:58,024 --> 00:17:59,692 And expenses? 329 00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:04,405 What are friends for? 330 00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:06,073 Great, I'll leave tonight, after... 331 00:18:06,157 --> 00:18:08,868 Goodbye, Mr. Wong. See you next time. 332 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:18,878 On second thought, why don't I just leave right now? 333 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,699 You ought to be proud to have a friend like him. 334 00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:31,349 And you too, T.C. 335 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:33,809 You guys are the best buddies that a person can have. 336 00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:35,603 I want to thank you. 337 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,772 Of course, 338 00:18:38,022 --> 00:18:39,857 it ain't gonna do any good. 339 00:18:39,941 --> 00:18:41,692 I'm gonna die anyway. 340 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:44,487 Come on, cheer up, Rick. 341 00:18:44,695 --> 00:18:45,905 Could be worse. 342 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,156 How? 343 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,200 Rick-san, we are ready. 344 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,329 Rick-san, we are ready. 345 00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:56,165 Ready for what? Go on home. 346 00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:01,671 Rick-san, you are our home. 347 00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:06,467 Ladies, look, the con is over. Now, beat it. 348 00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:09,804 You are angry. You wish a massage? 349 00:19:10,263 --> 00:19:12,306 I wish you to get lost. 350 00:19:12,974 --> 00:19:14,642 Wait a minute. I get it. 351 00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:17,895 Mac didn't pay you off, right? 352 00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:20,439 Well, forget it, 'cause you're looking at one broke guy, so... 353 00:19:20,648 --> 00:19:22,024 Pay? 354 00:19:22,483 --> 00:19:25,278 Rick-san, you own us. No pay. 355 00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:28,197 What are they talking about? 356 00:19:28,364 --> 00:19:30,366 Bonig-san, old master. 357 00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:33,953 He say we on permanent loan to Rick-san. 358 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:38,416 Oh, no. T.C., you got to help me. 359 00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:39,792 I already helped you. 360 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,460 I kicked in for airfare and expenses 361 00:19:41,502 --> 00:19:42,962 so that Thomas could get your money back. 362 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,312 Now, I've got to split, 363 00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:46,424 go to my job, and try to get some of my money back. 364 00:19:46,507 --> 00:19:47,967 - See you. - Wait a minute. 365 00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:49,844 - What am I gonna do? - Do? 366 00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,512 Oh, do. 367 00:19:52,346 --> 00:19:54,515 - I don't know. - But... 368 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,101 Look, Rick, you can come up with something. I mean, 369 00:19:57,226 --> 00:19:59,770 you take three helpless, 370 00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:02,440 naive, misinformed young ladies, 371 00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:06,527 who are being mistreated by the cold, cruel world. 372 00:20:07,653 --> 00:20:11,365 Surely, there must be a champion for them somewhere. 373 00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:17,997 Oh, my God! 374 00:20:19,165 --> 00:20:22,460 Hi, Higgins. Want a massage? 375 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,879 What are you doing here? 376 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,715 Who are these women? 377 00:20:28,883 --> 00:20:30,593 Where's Magnum? 378 00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,138 Magnum? 379 00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:37,850 Shh. 380 00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:41,312 Magnum, come out here immediately. 381 00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:45,149 Oh. 382 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,027 Oh, oh. 383 00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:57,328 My sister loves little room that make rain. 384 00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:01,040 Quite. 385 00:21:01,624 --> 00:21:05,294 What the bloody blazes is going on here? 386 00:21:05,461 --> 00:21:08,756 Higgins. Sakiko, Tuzuei, 387 00:21:08,923 --> 00:21:11,550 and your friend in the shower is Tamiko. 388 00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:14,720 I have the great pleasure of owning these chicks. 389 00:21:15,262 --> 00:21:17,723 - You own them? - Mmm-hmm. 390 00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:20,267 I demand to know Magnum's whereabouts. 391 00:21:20,351 --> 00:21:23,104 He went to find Mac, who sold me these here babes. 392 00:21:23,187 --> 00:21:25,648 You see, I thought I was buying a boat, 393 00:21:25,856 --> 00:21:27,233 but Mac went to Frisco and... 394 00:21:27,316 --> 00:21:29,026 Get out of here at once. 395 00:21:29,235 --> 00:21:30,194 Wait a minute, Higgins. 396 00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:31,987 Thomas told me that we could stay here for a few days 397 00:21:32,071 --> 00:21:33,197 once you heard the problem. 398 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,699 Problem? Problem? What problem? 399 00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:39,286 I just don't have enough room at home for all of my slaves. 400 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,206 I am disgusted and ashamed as a Western man 401 00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:43,708 at your lack of moral character. 402 00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:47,461 How dare you, as a civilized man, presume to... 403 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:50,715 To own their services? Stop that. Get out now. 404 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,885 I guess you won't be wanting that massage. 405 00:21:55,094 --> 00:21:56,053 Out. 406 00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:58,556 All right. But then where, Higgins? 407 00:21:58,806 --> 00:21:59,974 Immigration? 408 00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:01,392 What about immigration? 409 00:22:01,642 --> 00:22:05,104 Exactly what I said. These girls are illegals. 410 00:22:05,354 --> 00:22:08,023 Which means that they'll be sent back to their former owner. 411 00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:11,277 But if that's the way you want it... 412 00:22:14,572 --> 00:22:16,073 Tamiko. 413 00:22:17,742 --> 00:22:20,035 When did you say Magnum would be back? 414 00:22:20,244 --> 00:22:23,122 He better be back tomorrow or none of it's gonna make any difference. 415 00:22:24,248 --> 00:22:25,666 Well, 416 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,668 if there's no chance of them staying here, 417 00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:29,879 I guess I'll just have to make room upstairs for them 418 00:22:29,962 --> 00:22:31,255 in the club or something. 419 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:33,632 Well, of course, I can't allow that. 420 00:22:41,307 --> 00:22:44,226 Well, I suppose they can stay here for the time being. 421 00:22:44,769 --> 00:22:49,482 Hopefully, my fluency in Japanese will facilitate a rapid deprogramming. 422 00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:53,778 And then I shall begin their enlightenment as to Western democratic philosophies 423 00:22:53,861 --> 00:22:55,029 regarding human rights. 424 00:22:55,237 --> 00:22:57,656 - Until Magnum brings back Mac. - Precisely. 425 00:22:57,907 --> 00:22:59,700 It please you that we stay here, Rick-san? 426 00:22:59,784 --> 00:23:03,454 Sakiko, you don't have to please me anymore. 427 00:23:04,497 --> 00:23:06,290 Higgins-san is your master now. 428 00:23:06,499 --> 00:23:08,501 They do not have a master. 429 00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:17,218 Sakiko-san... 430 00:23:35,444 --> 00:23:38,197 Boy, you sure got a way with words. 431 00:23:43,494 --> 00:23:46,789 T.C., I want a shower 432 00:23:46,997 --> 00:23:49,041 and something to eat beside lemons. 433 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:52,711 Plus, I've only had three hours sleep in an airport lounge. 434 00:23:52,795 --> 00:23:56,006 What's wrong with the hotel I got you? The Bridgeside Inn? 435 00:23:56,215 --> 00:23:58,509 There's no Bridgeside Inn in San Francisco. 436 00:23:58,634 --> 00:24:00,678 Of course not. It's in Salinas. 437 00:24:00,761 --> 00:24:03,389 Never mind that. Sleep is sleep. Death is forever. 438 00:24:03,472 --> 00:24:05,641 - Did you find Mac? - No. 439 00:24:05,766 --> 00:24:07,268 That's it. I'm in the archives. 440 00:24:07,476 --> 00:24:10,938 Rick, you're not in the archives. I traced Mac to a podiatrist's office. 441 00:24:11,146 --> 00:24:13,107 He just skipped to Tahoe before I could nab him. 442 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,441 Go to Tahoe. 443 00:24:18,529 --> 00:24:22,241 I guess you better book me a car to Tahoe. 444 00:24:22,449 --> 00:24:25,536 Ultra-luxury, luxury, economy, 445 00:24:25,744 --> 00:24:29,039 demi-economy, compact, sub-compact 446 00:24:29,331 --> 00:24:31,375 or our cut-rate special? 447 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:33,168 Cut-rate special. 448 00:24:33,419 --> 00:24:36,463 I would have figured you for at least the demi-economy. 449 00:24:36,547 --> 00:24:38,048 Lemon? 450 00:24:42,011 --> 00:24:44,638 Got some paying customers coming to the office. 451 00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:46,891 Moonlight in Maui. 452 00:24:47,016 --> 00:24:48,601 See you later. 453 00:24:51,979 --> 00:24:54,773 - Bye. - Yeah, bye. 454 00:25:28,974 --> 00:25:31,654 Judging from your telephone conversation, 455 00:25:32,561 --> 00:25:34,480 we have something in common. 456 00:25:35,064 --> 00:25:39,151 You see, I, too, have much to discuss with the man you call Mac. 457 00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:41,320 Who are you? 458 00:25:42,404 --> 00:25:43,864 What do you want? 459 00:25:43,948 --> 00:25:46,700 You have received some stolen goods from James Bonig. 460 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,661 Property of my Uncle Kanki. 461 00:25:48,744 --> 00:25:50,162 Three young ladies. 462 00:25:50,245 --> 00:25:52,289 I don't know what you're talking about. 463 00:25:59,922 --> 00:26:04,134 This is Yakira. For many years he was a master chef in Tokyo. 464 00:26:04,218 --> 00:26:06,470 At what I believe you call a Japanese steak house? 465 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:12,726 Where are the girls? 466 00:26:13,268 --> 00:26:15,729 What makes you think Mac left the broads with me? 467 00:26:15,813 --> 00:26:19,233 Well, you see, Mac left us in somewhat of a hurry. 468 00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,485 He even forgot his clothes. 469 00:26:22,069 --> 00:26:23,654 Oh, and this. 470 00:26:24,697 --> 00:26:26,073 "Congratulations. 471 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,533 You have won dinner for two 472 00:26:27,616 --> 00:26:29,910 at Honolulu's famed King Kamehameha Club. 473 00:26:29,994 --> 00:26:32,413 Courtesy of Orville Wright, manager." 474 00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,500 Stop. 475 00:27:18,584 --> 00:27:20,919 Stop this instant, please. 476 00:27:22,337 --> 00:27:24,214 Leave this room, now. 477 00:27:25,674 --> 00:27:27,801 The rain is falling for you, Higgins-san. 478 00:27:28,010 --> 00:27:30,262 - I am ready to wash your back. - No. 479 00:27:30,345 --> 00:27:34,224 Sakiko, in America, in most all of Western civilization, 480 00:27:34,308 --> 00:27:35,851 we have a curious tradition. 481 00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:37,061 We bathe alone. 482 00:27:37,269 --> 00:27:38,812 Then how you wash your back? 483 00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:41,065 Sakiko, please. 484 00:27:41,231 --> 00:27:43,734 Take your sisters away and wait for me in the study. 485 00:27:43,817 --> 00:27:45,778 We will begin our lesson shortly. 486 00:27:46,195 --> 00:27:48,030 You are unhappy. 487 00:27:48,322 --> 00:27:50,449 It is a dishonor not to please master. 488 00:27:50,532 --> 00:27:52,701 But I am not your master. 489 00:27:52,785 --> 00:27:55,829 You are your own master and you may do anything you wish. 490 00:27:55,913 --> 00:27:57,664 Do you understand? 491 00:28:06,590 --> 00:28:08,092 We understand. 492 00:28:08,175 --> 00:28:09,468 Splendid. 493 00:28:09,593 --> 00:28:14,348 Higgins-san, would you like your breakfast before little room of rain or after? 494 00:28:20,771 --> 00:28:24,191 Yes, operator, person to person. Collect. 495 00:28:24,650 --> 00:28:27,986 Yes, that's right, Theodore Calvin. 496 00:28:28,487 --> 00:28:31,532 Who? Oh, who. This is... 497 00:28:31,782 --> 00:28:34,159 Hello, Dad? Yeah, I've been meaning to call you, but I... 498 00:28:34,368 --> 00:28:35,577 Hi, T.C. 499 00:28:35,786 --> 00:28:37,162 Magnum, where are you? 500 00:28:37,246 --> 00:28:38,288 Tahoe. 501 00:28:38,539 --> 00:28:39,665 Did you find Mac? 502 00:28:39,816 --> 00:28:41,359 No, I didn't find Mac and I'm afraid 503 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,085 Rick has just run out of luck. 504 00:28:43,210 --> 00:28:45,379 He's gonna have to go to Ice Pick and explain. 505 00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:47,339 I mean, I am not going to run around 506 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:50,467 from airport to airport, tracking down leads, 507 00:28:50,592 --> 00:28:52,511 renting cars, borrowing phones. 508 00:28:52,719 --> 00:28:54,054 You've got to. 509 00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:56,390 Why? Give me one good reason why. 510 00:28:57,683 --> 00:28:59,768 Because it's more than Ice Pick. 511 00:29:00,936 --> 00:29:02,521 Rick's in real trouble now. 512 00:29:02,729 --> 00:29:04,523 With who, his daughter Hilda? 513 00:29:05,023 --> 00:29:07,067 Worse. Yakuza. 514 00:29:09,027 --> 00:29:11,572 They roughed him up real bad last night looking for the girls. 515 00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:13,532 Is he okay? 516 00:29:13,615 --> 00:29:15,742 Yeah, after about three hours in emergency. 517 00:29:15,951 --> 00:29:18,120 But those chumps are gonna try to jack him up again, 518 00:29:18,203 --> 00:29:20,873 so you've got to try to find Mac and straighten things out. 519 00:29:22,249 --> 00:29:25,502 Well, Mac did stop here briefly to see a ski instructor, 520 00:29:25,627 --> 00:29:27,337 but she said he went to Long Beach. 521 00:29:27,421 --> 00:29:31,049 Long Beach? Say, maybe there really is a lady named Leeann. 522 00:29:31,258 --> 00:29:32,467 You've got to find Mac. 523 00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:34,803 Well, I'll try. Could you send me some... 524 00:29:38,974 --> 00:29:40,309 Linda, 525 00:29:41,810 --> 00:29:43,812 could you book me a car, Long Beach? 526 00:29:44,188 --> 00:29:46,815 Ultra-luxury, luxury, economy, 527 00:29:47,232 --> 00:29:50,819 demi-economy, compact, sub-compact 528 00:29:51,028 --> 00:29:52,362 or the cut-rate special? 529 00:29:55,115 --> 00:29:57,242 I'll have the demi-economy. 530 00:29:57,451 --> 00:29:58,744 You sure? 531 00:29:58,869 --> 00:30:00,329 Yeah. Demi-economy. 532 00:30:01,079 --> 00:30:03,498 Okay. It's up to you. 533 00:30:03,999 --> 00:30:07,836 Frankly, you could have gotten the same car with the cut-rate special. 534 00:30:09,588 --> 00:30:11,006 Lemon? 535 00:30:11,381 --> 00:30:14,092 No man may possess you, 536 00:30:15,052 --> 00:30:18,805 and no man has the right 537 00:30:18,889 --> 00:30:21,183 to deny you freedom of choice. 538 00:30:22,184 --> 00:30:27,606 This was first guaranteed by the Magna Carta in 1215 and... 539 00:30:27,689 --> 00:30:29,274 Please, Higgins-san. 540 00:30:29,816 --> 00:30:32,194 Your sisters are not following the English text? 541 00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:35,656 Oh, no, they understand words but not the meaning. 542 00:30:35,739 --> 00:30:38,575 If we are free to make our own choices, 543 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:41,662 then why do you say we are not free to serve our master? 544 00:30:42,746 --> 00:30:45,415 Sakiko, it rather defeats the purpose of freedom 545 00:30:45,499 --> 00:30:48,961 if one freely chooses to be enslaved. 546 00:30:49,544 --> 00:30:54,132 In your free West, it is good to dishonor one's father? 547 00:30:54,341 --> 00:30:56,885 Certainly not. Why do you ask? 548 00:30:57,636 --> 00:31:00,889 When we were young, Kanki, great man of Tokyo, 549 00:31:01,014 --> 00:31:04,101 saved our father's honor by giving him land and money. 550 00:31:04,184 --> 00:31:08,522 As payment, he take three girl children, be our master. 551 00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:10,232 Good, yes? 552 00:31:11,191 --> 00:31:13,652 You were happy with the arrangement? 553 00:31:14,903 --> 00:31:18,115 It is great honor to serve owner who is Yakuza. 554 00:31:18,323 --> 00:31:21,660 And it is happiness to honor dead father's wishes. 555 00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:24,788 If we now say we are not owned, 556 00:31:24,871 --> 00:31:26,373 it is saying that he did wrong. 557 00:31:28,292 --> 00:31:31,712 Your father did do you a disservice, Sakiko. I'm sorry. 558 00:31:31,795 --> 00:31:34,673 I'm sure he saw no harm in the transaction, but... 559 00:31:38,468 --> 00:31:39,970 Excuse me. 560 00:31:48,145 --> 00:31:50,105 Zeus, Apollo, stay. 561 00:31:51,857 --> 00:31:53,859 I demand to know what you're doing here. 562 00:31:53,942 --> 00:31:56,862 I was most emphatic in asking you not to... 563 00:31:57,321 --> 00:31:59,114 My God, what on earth happened? 564 00:31:59,197 --> 00:32:02,200 A couple of master chefs tried to stir-fry my fingers. 565 00:32:02,409 --> 00:32:04,703 - Yakuza, no doubt. - How'd you know? 566 00:32:05,245 --> 00:32:06,872 Well, they're after the girls, 567 00:32:06,955 --> 00:32:08,790 so we thought we better get over here and check things out. 568 00:32:08,999 --> 00:32:11,668 I assure you they'll be quite safe here with me and the lads. 569 00:32:11,793 --> 00:32:14,087 Yeah, well, the guy that Mac stole them from in Tokyo is... 570 00:32:14,171 --> 00:32:16,923 Yes, Kanki. Evidently he's very powerful and feared. 571 00:32:17,007 --> 00:32:19,426 That's great. That is just great. 572 00:32:19,509 --> 00:32:22,429 Thomas goes halfway across the mainland tracing Mac, 573 00:32:22,512 --> 00:32:25,307 and by the time he gets back it's not gonna mean anything anyway. 574 00:32:25,432 --> 00:32:28,185 Higgins-san? Please forgive. 575 00:32:28,268 --> 00:32:30,729 We would like to hear more Western freedom lesson, 576 00:32:30,854 --> 00:32:32,689 if you would honor us as teacher. 577 00:32:32,939 --> 00:32:35,692 Yes. Yes, very good, Sakiko. 578 00:32:35,942 --> 00:32:38,570 Go and review your material on the Magna Carta. 579 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:40,655 The Magna Carta? 580 00:32:40,864 --> 00:32:43,116 Why are you telling them that stuff, Higgins? 581 00:32:43,241 --> 00:32:46,578 Why don't you tell them about the Emancipation Proclamation, 582 00:32:46,661 --> 00:32:47,954 the Declaration of Independence? 583 00:32:48,163 --> 00:32:50,916 One must begin with the origins of democratic principle. 584 00:32:50,999 --> 00:32:53,126 Those documents are simply ambiguous restatements 585 00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,711 of the Magna Carta philosophy. 586 00:32:54,796 --> 00:32:55,964 In your opinion. 587 00:32:56,072 --> 00:32:57,990 And my opinion is the only one that matters in this instant. 588 00:32:59,299 --> 00:33:01,343 Now, please go before you bring them down on the very ones 589 00:33:01,426 --> 00:33:02,386 you want to protect. 590 00:33:02,531 --> 00:33:04,177 - Go. - Higgins-san? 591 00:33:04,346 --> 00:33:06,181 Please do not be offended. 592 00:33:06,264 --> 00:33:09,893 But if Western freedom such a wonderful thing, 593 00:33:10,185 --> 00:33:12,729 then why you get mad at each other about it? 594 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,325 The Magna Carta. 595 00:33:25,534 --> 00:33:27,619 I bet you he tells them he was there at the signing. 596 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:29,746 Look, get me downtown, will you? 597 00:33:29,830 --> 00:33:31,832 I got to see Ice Pick and I got to see him fast. 598 00:33:31,915 --> 00:33:35,127 Ice Pick? Asian hoods aren't enough for you? 599 00:33:35,210 --> 00:33:38,046 Will you cut it out? I told you before, Ice Pick's not a problem. 600 00:33:38,171 --> 00:33:41,091 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna ask him to protect me from the Yakuza. 601 00:33:41,591 --> 00:33:44,970 He will. I mean a lot to that old guy. 602 00:33:47,013 --> 00:33:49,015 He's a lot like my dad. 603 00:33:51,351 --> 00:33:52,853 - Hi. - Hi. 604 00:33:52,978 --> 00:33:55,814 - Donny, right? - No, Thomas. 605 00:33:56,064 --> 00:33:59,234 Thomas? Well, that's nice. Strong. 606 00:33:59,317 --> 00:34:02,863 It's not intimidating. I like it. Come in. 607 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,200 I'm looking for Leeann. 608 00:34:07,325 --> 00:34:09,578 Well, you've got her. 609 00:34:13,373 --> 00:34:15,584 You can change up there while I put on your tapes. 610 00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:18,170 What do you use, audio or video? 611 00:34:19,671 --> 00:34:21,506 I think you have me confused with someone else. 612 00:34:21,923 --> 00:34:24,843 You mean you're not Donny, the aerobics instructor 613 00:34:25,051 --> 00:34:26,470 who's come to work on my legs? 614 00:34:26,553 --> 00:34:27,888 No, my name's Thomas. 615 00:34:28,346 --> 00:34:31,433 If you leave quietly, I won't have to call the police. 616 00:34:31,766 --> 00:34:33,935 You don't understand. 617 00:34:34,311 --> 00:34:36,021 I do understand that you came in here 618 00:34:36,104 --> 00:34:38,398 trying to impersonate an aerobics instructor. 619 00:34:38,482 --> 00:34:42,360 I'm not impersonating anybody. I'm a friend of a friend of yours. 620 00:34:42,611 --> 00:34:45,238 Who? Jim Bonig. 621 00:34:45,447 --> 00:34:47,491 I don't know any Jim Bonig. 622 00:34:48,783 --> 00:34:50,160 Neville Thompson? 623 00:34:51,971 --> 00:34:53,139 Joe Travis? 624 00:34:53,371 --> 00:34:54,831 I'm gonna give you until a count of three. 625 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,875 - I call him Mac. - One... 626 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,294 No, you have to know him, he's about this tall. 627 00:34:59,503 --> 00:35:01,671 - ...two... - He's got an impish smile. 628 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,507 He said you gave him a boat. 629 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:07,338 - Eddie? - Yeah, Eddie! 630 00:35:08,637 --> 00:35:10,096 Why didn't you say so? 631 00:35:10,180 --> 00:35:13,225 Well, come in. Sit down. 632 00:35:13,558 --> 00:35:15,977 - Yeah, he was just here. - Oh, he was? 633 00:35:16,102 --> 00:35:17,646 Uh, do you know where he went? 634 00:35:17,729 --> 00:35:19,689 It's very important that I get in touch with him. 635 00:35:19,773 --> 00:35:22,859 Yeah. Yeah, he was trying to outrun this guy. 636 00:35:22,984 --> 00:35:24,611 You're not gonna believe this. 637 00:35:24,686 --> 00:35:28,065 This guy, this supposed friend of his... 638 00:35:28,156 --> 00:35:30,742 What did he call him? It was like a gun. 639 00:35:30,825 --> 00:35:33,245 Uh, Derringer or something. 640 00:35:33,495 --> 00:35:36,248 Anyway, poor Eddie brings these three orphan girls 641 00:35:36,331 --> 00:35:37,832 over to Hawaii from Japan 642 00:35:37,916 --> 00:35:39,459 where he tries to get them adopted. 643 00:35:39,668 --> 00:35:40,877 And this guy... 644 00:35:40,937 --> 00:35:42,737 I wish I could remember his name. 645 00:35:42,963 --> 00:35:44,589 - It wasn't Winchester... - Magnum. 646 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,011 Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Why, do you know him? 647 00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:52,264 Well, yeah, sort of. 648 00:35:52,347 --> 00:35:56,268 Well, anyway, this creep, Magnum, he tries to get these girls deported. 649 00:35:56,393 --> 00:35:58,103 Just because he's jealous of Eddie. 650 00:35:58,186 --> 00:36:00,313 - Jealous of Eddie? - Yeah. 651 00:36:00,397 --> 00:36:02,732 Well, it happens all the time. 652 00:36:02,941 --> 00:36:04,985 Anyway, so he had to have the boat 653 00:36:05,110 --> 00:36:07,195 to prove that he was this upstanding citizen 654 00:36:07,279 --> 00:36:10,240 and was able to take care of these girls until he could get them adopted. 655 00:36:10,323 --> 00:36:11,992 So, you gave it to him. 656 00:36:12,075 --> 00:36:14,286 Yeah. Well, he paid me almost half of what it was worth. 657 00:36:15,745 --> 00:36:18,957 Anyway, if you want to find him, you'll have to go to Hawaii. 658 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,875 You see, there was this, 659 00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:24,671 this other little misunderstanding. 660 00:36:25,088 --> 00:36:27,215 You see, the Marshals have the boat. 661 00:36:27,299 --> 00:36:29,884 Yeah, but I called them and they're gonna hand it over to him. 662 00:36:29,968 --> 00:36:32,137 Hmm. Hawaii. 663 00:36:35,181 --> 00:36:38,018 Well, wait. Where are you going? 664 00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:40,937 Hawaii. 665 00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:44,774 Does this mean that you're not going to work on my legs? 666 00:36:44,858 --> 00:36:46,901 I gotta break both your legs. 667 00:36:47,193 --> 00:36:49,446 Oh, but nice clean breaks. 668 00:36:49,654 --> 00:36:51,281 But you know my boys. 669 00:36:51,448 --> 00:36:52,949 They're experts. 670 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,745 Ice Pick, I told you, Thomas will get your cash back. 671 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,497 Right now, I need your protection. 672 00:36:59,581 --> 00:37:01,499 Right now, you need 25 G's. 673 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:05,003 I thought we sort of had a father-and-son relationship. 674 00:37:07,088 --> 00:37:08,840 I even took Hilda out. 675 00:37:09,007 --> 00:37:11,426 That's another thing. She said you got fresh. 676 00:37:11,676 --> 00:37:14,804 Ice Pick, I swear I wasn't. I wouldn't touch her. She's a... 677 00:37:14,888 --> 00:37:16,181 I want the whole thing. 678 00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:18,099 It's an unprotected loan. 679 00:37:18,183 --> 00:37:20,352 You get it by Friday, no problem! 680 00:37:20,435 --> 00:37:21,811 You don't... 681 00:37:23,563 --> 00:37:25,774 - Now, wait a minute... - You wait a minute. 682 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,609 I gave you what you asked for. 683 00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:29,361 You let me down. Now, that hurts. 684 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,075 Rick, I can't show any favoritism. 685 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,701 It's bad for business. 686 00:37:37,911 --> 00:37:41,164 Don't worry, I'll pick up the hospital bills. 687 00:37:42,207 --> 00:37:44,668 Yeah, well what about my airfare? 688 00:37:44,925 --> 00:37:47,671 Where? Where? Home. I want to go home. 689 00:37:47,754 --> 00:37:49,798 Don't worry. I'll put it on T.C.'s card. 690 00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:52,300 What I want to know is, did you find Mac? 691 00:37:52,384 --> 00:37:55,220 No. But I found Leeann. 692 00:37:55,387 --> 00:37:57,931 She's not gonna save me from Ice Pick and the Yakuza. 693 00:37:58,139 --> 00:37:59,891 - Maybe she is. - How, how? 694 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,602 Look, calm down, Rick. I think your troubles are over. 695 00:38:02,811 --> 00:38:05,271 - My life is over. - No, it's not. 696 00:38:05,355 --> 00:38:07,023 Mac was here. He saw Leeann. 697 00:38:07,107 --> 00:38:09,150 And he bought the Miss Leeann back from her. 698 00:38:09,359 --> 00:38:10,777 With Ice Pick's and my money. 699 00:38:10,985 --> 00:38:13,571 But don't you see, that means he's coming back for the boat. 700 00:38:13,655 --> 00:38:16,491 See, Leeann called the Marshals' office, she dropped the charges, 701 00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:19,661 and then she gave them permission to release the boat to Mac when he gets in. 702 00:38:19,869 --> 00:38:22,706 Well, then that means that Mac's also coming back for the girls. 703 00:38:22,789 --> 00:38:24,207 Hopefully. 704 00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:26,876 Thank God. I got a shot at living. 705 00:38:27,085 --> 00:38:29,796 I'm gonna kill him. Bye. 706 00:38:34,843 --> 00:38:37,929 $69.95 for a demi-economy? 707 00:38:38,138 --> 00:38:40,890 Yes, but that includes gas, mileage, 708 00:38:40,974 --> 00:38:44,561 a stereo cassette player and a free Julio Iglesias tape. 709 00:38:44,644 --> 00:38:48,148 Yeah, but the other girl said you get the same thing with the cut-rate special. 710 00:38:48,314 --> 00:38:51,401 Oh, but with the cut-rate special you don't get the stereo cassette player 711 00:38:51,484 --> 00:38:53,528 and the free Julio Iglesias tape. 712 00:38:53,611 --> 00:38:54,988 Oh. 713 00:38:55,113 --> 00:38:57,073 Don't forget your lemon, sir. 714 00:39:23,975 --> 00:39:25,852 I bet he won't even let us in. 715 00:39:25,935 --> 00:39:27,270 He's got to. 716 00:39:27,353 --> 00:39:29,856 Mac's gotta come here looking for the girls, and when he does, 717 00:39:29,939 --> 00:39:31,441 that's when we nab him. 718 00:39:31,566 --> 00:39:33,443 Yeah, but even if you get the boat back, 719 00:39:33,526 --> 00:39:35,904 how will you pay Ice Pick by Friday? 720 00:39:36,672 --> 00:39:40,050 That's what I'm hoping that Higgins'll let me talk to Robin Masters about. 721 00:39:40,241 --> 00:39:42,911 Dream on. 722 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:44,871 Quite. 723 00:39:57,258 --> 00:39:59,636 What is going on? How dare... 724 00:39:59,886 --> 00:40:02,096 Please don't be alarmed, Mr. Higgins. 725 00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:05,266 We're friends of Rick's. Nagosho, remember? 726 00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:07,811 - And, of course, you... - Yeah, Yakira. I know. 727 00:40:07,894 --> 00:40:10,104 Higgins, don't reach for the phone. 728 00:40:10,230 --> 00:40:13,115 We're quite positive that our girls hide on this estate. 729 00:40:14,692 --> 00:40:15,944 Please. 730 00:40:16,027 --> 00:40:18,530 Save us the trouble of searching for them. 731 00:40:52,939 --> 00:40:55,525 I have never seen such a craven display of cowardice 732 00:40:55,608 --> 00:40:56,985 in my entire life. 733 00:40:57,151 --> 00:40:58,862 He wasn't going to slice and dice your fingers. 734 00:40:58,987 --> 00:41:01,030 What are a few digits compared to one's honor 735 00:41:01,114 --> 00:41:03,116 and the safety of three helpless girls? 736 00:41:03,241 --> 00:41:04,450 And Mac. 737 00:41:04,492 --> 00:41:07,745 Besides, we don't know for sure that he was taking them to the boat. 738 00:41:07,871 --> 00:41:11,374 Well, anyway, that's probably the first place they're gonna look for them. 739 00:41:11,457 --> 00:41:13,751 Nevertheless... 740 00:41:17,192 --> 00:41:19,257 - What's that? - A ringing telephone. 741 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:21,259 I know that. They cut the lines. 742 00:41:21,384 --> 00:41:23,553 There are no lines on a cordless. 743 00:41:23,636 --> 00:41:26,598 That's great. We're in no position to answer it anyway. 744 00:41:26,639 --> 00:41:30,476 No, not us. Zeus, Apollo, phone! 745 00:41:37,817 --> 00:41:39,861 Higgins, Higgins? 746 00:41:39,944 --> 00:41:41,654 Yes, Magnum. Are you back? 747 00:41:41,863 --> 00:41:46,075 Well, that's all relative, Higgins. I'm just half back. I'm at the airport. 748 00:41:46,159 --> 00:41:48,998 The same airport where Rick and T.C. were supposed to pick me up. 749 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,580 They can't. They're indisposed. 750 00:41:50,788 --> 00:41:53,041 You might say they're tied up at the moment. 751 00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:55,376 Well, so am I, doing Rick's favors. 752 00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:57,086 Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to do one more. 753 00:41:57,128 --> 00:41:58,504 To make a long story short, 754 00:41:58,671 --> 00:42:01,591 Mac and the three girls are probably at this moment at the Miss Leeann. 755 00:42:01,674 --> 00:42:03,593 Good. They can have it. 756 00:42:03,676 --> 00:42:05,303 And Rick can go get Mac himself. 757 00:42:05,511 --> 00:42:06,638 He would if he could. 758 00:42:06,721 --> 00:42:10,183 You see, Magnum, we're all tied up by those two Yakuza chaps, 759 00:42:10,391 --> 00:42:12,185 who at this moment are on their way to the Miss Leeann 760 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:14,103 to kidnap those three homeless waifs. 761 00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:16,105 Magnum, you must go there and stop them. 762 00:42:16,237 --> 00:42:17,322 - Well, yeah, but... - You must. 763 00:42:17,482 --> 00:42:20,610 We'll be there as soon as possible. As soon as Zeus unties my bonds. 764 00:42:20,818 --> 00:42:22,403 Meanwhile, you must save them. 765 00:42:22,487 --> 00:42:26,699 But, Higgins, I don't have a car, I don't have a gun. 766 00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:29,744 Higgins. 767 00:42:32,705 --> 00:42:34,207 Oh, lemon, sir? 768 00:42:34,874 --> 00:42:36,292 Yes. 769 00:42:39,796 --> 00:42:43,257 One of the other attributes of paradise is that it's home. 770 00:42:43,383 --> 00:42:45,176 I mean, there's nothing wrong with San Francisco 771 00:42:45,385 --> 00:42:47,095 or Lake Tahoe or Long Beach. 772 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:51,391 All nice places. But, after all, there's no place like home. 773 00:42:52,183 --> 00:42:54,018 Except at moments like these. 774 00:42:54,227 --> 00:42:58,106 Long Beach, Tahoe and San Francisco seem a heck of a lot safer. 775 00:43:01,025 --> 00:43:03,111 Sakiko, take your sisters away. 776 00:43:07,573 --> 00:43:08,992 Sakiko, now. 777 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,035 Or you will be punished. 778 00:43:13,705 --> 00:43:15,748 Better do what he says, sweetheart. I'll be okay. 779 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,334 Magna Carta! 780 00:43:40,064 --> 00:43:40,982 Get him, Mac! 781 00:43:41,441 --> 00:43:42,775 Right. 782 00:43:44,736 --> 00:43:45,987 Mac! 783 00:44:24,442 --> 00:44:26,652 - Nice work, girls. - Thanks. 784 00:44:26,861 --> 00:44:29,113 When Abraham Lincoln sign Magna Carta, 785 00:44:29,197 --> 00:44:30,800 he make girl children free. 786 00:44:30,990 --> 00:44:35,578 You tell Kanki we stay here in free West, work on our boat. 787 00:44:35,995 --> 00:44:39,290 Because you, dear chap, are trespassing. 788 00:44:49,258 --> 00:44:53,012 Hey, Thomas, I found him doing the dog paddle down the dock. 789 00:44:53,096 --> 00:44:54,972 Boy, am I glad you guys showed up. 790 00:44:55,098 --> 00:44:56,724 I was just on my way to call the cops. 791 00:44:56,808 --> 00:44:58,601 - In the water? - Where's my money? 792 00:44:58,684 --> 00:44:59,811 - Uh, Rick... - Money? 793 00:44:59,977 --> 00:45:02,897 Yeah. Because of you, my credit card has been strained to the limit. 794 00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:05,566 - As is my patience. - Talk, Mac. 795 00:45:05,650 --> 00:45:06,776 Okay, okay. 796 00:45:06,901 --> 00:45:09,946 How dare you sell Rick these poor, defenseless girls? 797 00:45:10,571 --> 00:45:13,074 Sell them? Come on. 798 00:45:13,199 --> 00:45:15,076 What kind of a sleaze do you think I am? 799 00:45:15,284 --> 00:45:16,369 Is this multiple choice? 800 00:45:16,577 --> 00:45:18,621 Guys, guys, guys. 801 00:45:18,704 --> 00:45:20,456 Look, the whole truth of the matter is that 802 00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:23,626 I sneaked these girls away from this big Yakuza guy in Tokyo. 803 00:45:23,835 --> 00:45:26,045 I mean, after all, I've known them since they were little kids. 804 00:45:26,170 --> 00:45:28,464 What kind of a life was it gonna be anyway for these girls? 805 00:45:28,673 --> 00:45:30,591 I mean, later on, slaves to gangsters... 806 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,510 How utterly altruistic of you. 807 00:45:32,593 --> 00:45:34,011 Get to the money part. 808 00:45:34,178 --> 00:45:36,264 Well, I wanted to get these girls their freedom. 809 00:45:36,347 --> 00:45:39,600 But, once I found out that Kanki's boys were after me, well, 810 00:45:39,684 --> 00:45:42,395 I figured the only safe thing to do would be to leave the girls with you all 811 00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:45,731 while I went out and tried to get back the Miss Leeann from Leeann. 812 00:45:45,815 --> 00:45:48,401 - With my money. - And Ice Pick's. 813 00:45:48,609 --> 00:45:49,902 Oh, don't remind me. 814 00:45:49,977 --> 00:45:53,689 Figuring that once I did that, the girls would have their job, 815 00:45:53,823 --> 00:45:56,033 you could get your investment back, I could make a buck or two 816 00:45:56,242 --> 00:45:58,619 and everybody would live happily ever after. 817 00:45:59,036 --> 00:46:01,414 And you didn't tell me you were gonna go into hock to Ice Pick. 818 00:46:01,581 --> 00:46:03,040 That wasn't very bright. 819 00:46:03,249 --> 00:46:05,793 Anyway, now that everything's resolved, she's all yours. 820 00:46:06,002 --> 00:46:08,462 And you can get your money back and pay off Ice Pick. 821 00:46:08,671 --> 00:46:10,673 - And me. - And you. 822 00:46:10,882 --> 00:46:12,884 - And me. - And you. 823 00:46:13,092 --> 00:46:14,093 And them? 824 00:46:14,302 --> 00:46:16,429 Well, they're gonna work on the boat. 825 00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:20,391 I mean, I figure as long as they got jobs, immigration's no problem. 826 00:46:20,474 --> 00:46:24,312 And me, well, I just figured I'd be moseying along. 827 00:46:24,423 --> 00:46:25,716 Mac. 828 00:46:26,731 --> 00:46:28,566 Mac, why? 829 00:46:28,691 --> 00:46:32,278 I mean, why did you try to pull something so dangerous? 830 00:46:32,361 --> 00:46:33,946 So big? Why? 831 00:46:34,572 --> 00:46:37,325 Magnum, I'm glad you asked me that question. 832 00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:41,537 You know, I really don't know why. 833 00:46:41,746 --> 00:46:46,334 Unless it's because, well, maybe I just want to be the kind of guy 834 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:49,128 that sees the opportunity and takes that big risk. 835 00:46:49,370 --> 00:46:51,289 The kind of guy that... 836 00:46:51,547 --> 00:46:53,299 Hey, Mr. Wong! How you doing, buddy? 837 00:46:53,382 --> 00:46:55,009 ...sees his destiny on the horizon, 838 00:46:55,092 --> 00:46:56,928 sets his course, and never, ever, 839 00:46:57,053 --> 00:47:00,139 ever falls asleep at the helm. 840 00:47:25,289 --> 00:47:27,583 An opportunity you won't be able to pass up. 841 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,889 Now, come on, come on. Couldn't we make a deal or something?